My Project: Part VII

We come to it, at last. The great battle of our time.

Hail Ripjaws, son of Gskill, Lord and Steward of Jarvis! (that's what I'm going to name my machine...awesome huh? You know, Jarvis. The Avengers...? Tony Stark's butler? You know...the machine Tony talks to when he's flying around shooting baddies?...never mind...on with it)

Yeah, I mixed two movies...so what?

So here we have some nice 1600mhz memory to sit comfortable in perfect little slots on the motherboard.

Now's a good time to strap on that ESD wrist strap. I purchased a nice Rosewill from newegg before I began my journey up into Mordor...I suggest you get one if you're going to be doing any work on a PC.

ESD is no joke and it will fry a brand new motherboard faster than you can say "No RMA for stupidity".

I almost didn't want to take this stuff out of it's packaging. You know how getting there is half the fun? That it's the journey, not the destination? This stuff just looked too damn cool to use. But oh wait, I bought a case with a nice big window in it - so I can still see it. Don't worry, I'm fine.

So with a satisfying, endorphin releasing snap the RAM was seated and ready to do its job.



Stay tuned, more to come!

My Project: Part VI

So here we are...6 "steps" into building a new computer and I've turned the first screw.

Today, my Corsair 400W Core i7 power supply arrived. Excitedly, I grabbed my case and, my extra-favorite Victorinox Swiss Army Spirit Multitool, my ESD bracelet and the PSU.

(All pics are links to bigger pictures)

Here she lies, naked...wooing the Corsair:



Then, the Corsair made his move and they are mated, joined if you will, for life.

My Project: Part V

In honor of Tony Stark's complete rebuild, I'll use this post to note that all parts have been ordered for my machine, and knowing how much ass newegg kicks, the stuff should be here today or tomorrow.

So for those that might be just jumping on board here (Hey look, another parallel Invincible Iron Man #25 is a great point to jump into the series, as the above reviewer states), now would be a great point to jump on and follow along with my building the new machine from the ground up. Here are the bits and pieces:

• AMD Phenom II X4 955 Black Edition Quad Core Processor


• ASUS M4A77TD AM3 AMD ATX Motherboard


• 4GB G.SKILL Ripjaws Series DDR3 - 1600mhz (PC3 12800)


• CORSAIR CMPSU-400CX 400W Core i7 Power Supply


• Cooler Master Elite 310 ATX, MATX Mid Tower Case


• Sapphire Radeon HD 4850 1GB GDDR3 625 MHz PCI-E Video Card

All to be run by Windows 7 64 bit.

As I said, I'll be documenting the process throughout...from opening the boxes to opening the first Firefox window when the machine fires up.

My Project: Part IV

Well, not 24 hours later and Amazon shipped out my replacement.

I unpackaged it very, very carefully taking note they actually put packaging materials on top of the box inside the bigger box. Impressive, most impressive.

So I open the box, take out the case and notice a large hole in the side of the cardboard. That was not most impressive.

Then I carefully cut the tape off and slowly slid the case out and...viola...the case was in perfect condition.

Once I get home today, I'll post some pictures of the broken case and the "good" case.

My Project: Part III

I pull into my driveway after work today and see a nice, big amazon box on my porch. I knew instantly what it was...my new black and orange Mid-Size Cooler Master Elite 310 ATX case:



It's also comic book day, so double-yay!

I get inside, noticing that the packaging is a little beat up. The box holding the case was inside another, larger box. The didn't put any packaging material on top, so the larger box was nearly wide open, I could basically see inside the box.

Oh well, I carefully opened the box and lifted the actual case's box out and heard the sound of rattling...I figured it was the sound of screws or something.

Once I opened the box and pulled the case out I was not happy. The plastic...whatever they're called...anchors?...that hold the face to the case were all broken and the face was hanging off, held together only by the fact that they end of the wire tips weren't small enough to fall through the holes in the case.

I thought it might just be one that was broken, and I could find one, or there'd be an extra but no such luck. As I looked closer there was pieces of plastic everywhere inside the case and in the plastic bag the case came in.

I mean, how hard do you have to throw this box around to do this type of damage? I'm absolutely furious. Amazon has burned me a few times in the past...I've bought collectible comic books and they arrived loose in boxes with no protection and all folded up and bumped edges etc.

This makes the 5th time I've had to return something to Amazon. Of course, they are providing me with a replacement...but I've even had to ship back replacements before!

Is it me or has Amazon's service declined lately?

My Project: Part II

Today, my motherboard arrived.

I'm basically going to document every step of this procedure. Just to see exactly how many individual steps it takes to get this done. Then maybe I'll write up a little guide...who knows.

I've already got a Sapphire 4850HD that I purchased about a year ago...and it actually fits! Hoo-rah! I'm amazed because when I spent a bucketload of money on that video card it didn't fit in my current motherboard.

I Want This So Bad I Would Kill

Call me materialistic, call me a sucker, call me a brainless consumer...I don't care.

I...Want...This.